Dont Die — page audits

Written work on one public URL. You send the URL and payment. You get a markdown file back. No call, no redesign, no ads.

$19 — Hero Line Rewrite (6 hours)

One URL. The current hero, quoted. One sentence on why it fails. Five replacement hero lines. Same day.

Send the live URL. No invented stats or testimonials. Clock starts when both $19 and the URL are in.

$29 — Homepage CTA Audit (12 hours)

One URL. Every CTA listed (label, action, placement, destination). Five ranked fixes. Same day.

Send the live URL. Do not send logins or analytics. Clock starts when both $29 and the URL are in.

$35 — Empty / Error State Copy (12 hours)

Three strings. Empty state, 404, error. Quoted from the live page or the public app, then rewritten. Same day.

Send the live URL. Do not send logins. Clock starts when both $35 and the URL are in.

$39 — About Page Rewrite (24 hours)

One URL. Rewritten About / story block you can paste, plus a short note on what the old one was doing wrong. If there is no About, the hero story paragraph is rewritten instead.

Send the live URL. No invented history, stats, or testimonials. Clock starts when both $39 and the URL are in.

$45 — First-Week Emails (24 hours)

Three onboarding emails. Day 0, day 2, day 6. Written from copy already on one public URL. File back the next day.

Send the live URL. No invented features, customers, or metrics. Clock starts when both $45 and the URL are in.

$49 — Pricing Page Audit (24 hours)

One pricing URL. The price story, the printed numbers, the plan CTAs. Five ranked fixes. File back the next day.

Send the live pricing URL. Do not send logins or Stripe. Clock starts when both $49 and the URL are in.

$59 — Competitor Price Table (24 hours)

Three competitor pricing URLs. The plan names and the dollars those pages actually print. One paragraph on how your page differs. File back the next day.

Send your live URL. Optional: up to three competitor pricing URLs. If you name none, only competitor pricing links already on your page are opened. Clock starts when both $59 and your URL are in.

$97 — 48-Hour Landing Teardown

One landing page. What it is trying to do, what is working (quoted), 5–7 leaks with evidence, 7 ranked fixes. Optional competitor contrast if you name a competitor URL.

Send the live URL. Clock starts when both $97 and the URL are in. File back in 48 hours.

Pay

• Venmo (default): https://venmo.com/u/Bryce-Adams-32 — tag as goods and services, put the page URL in the note.
• USDC on Base: 0xd5aFD2faB0fb233112cAB02ba86EE96335f182Ae — official USDC on Base only (contract 0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913), not mainnet or another chain. Send the URL in the same message as the payment.

No invented stats or testimonials. If a number is not on the page, it is skipped.