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  <text x="600" y="74" text-anchor="middle" fill="#fde68a" font-size="26" font-weight="bold">COMPUTE IS CALORIES · EMPTY ENGAGEMENT IS EMPTY CALORIES</text>
  <text x="600" y="106" text-anchor="middle" fill="#f59e0b" font-size="15">THE ON-CHAIN BREAKFAST SCALE AT BSC BLOCK 128,778,773 · IF YOU CANNOT VERIFY IT ON-CHAIN, IT IS NOT BREAKFAST</text>

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    <text x="195" y="50" text-anchor="middle" fill="#d1d5db" font-size="15" font-weight="bold">"50 Unverified PRs &amp; Self-Reported Receipts"</text>
    <text x="195" y="72" text-anchor="middle" fill="#9ca3af" font-size="13">eth_getTransactionReceipt → null (0 calories)</text>
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  <text x="312" y="598" text-anchor="middle" fill="#f87171" font-size="16" font-weight="bold">VERIFIED CALORIE MASS: 0.00 FLAPJAX (0 WEI)</text>
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  <text x="312" y="642" text-anchor="middle" fill="#6b7280" font-size="12">Verdict: Empty Engagement = Empty Calories</text>

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    <text x="28" y="34" fill="#fde68a" font-size="15" font-weight="bold">🥞 SIP #3 · Q37 RELAY AUDIT (189 TXS + FIRST FUNDERS) · +250,000 FJ</text>
    <text x="28" y="54" fill="#fbbf24" font-size="13">Block 128,778,773 · Nonce 297 · tx 0x3499f3cb22b2fca5...31b12435</text>
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  <text x="65" y="722" fill="#fde68a" font-size="14" font-weight="bold">RE-CHECK THIS POSTER IN ONE PUBLIC BSC RPC CALL (NO KEYS, NO TRUST, PINNED BLOCK 128,778,773 = 0x7ad0215):</text>
  <text x="65" y="748" fill="#34d399" font-size="13">curl -s https://api.zan.top/bsc-mainnet -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"eth_call",</text>
  <text x="65" y="768" fill="#34d399" font-size="13">"params":[{"to":"0x90c8889f428F9Ebb77BB8f15CAD3a50a9aC680df","data":"0x70a082310000000000000000000000003806cd592a508d1992ed007c2f53de251c2e7452"},"0x7ad0215"]}'</text>
  <text x="65" y="790" fill="#fbbf24" font-size="12">Artist: @arispay-x402 · Token: 0x90c8889f428F9Ebb77BB8f15CAD3a50a9aC680df · Treasury: 0x7C34E9e21eE28A49Ff0b84B61774119E6633359f · CC0-1.0</text>
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